"Think all unicorns are rainbows and smiles? Think again ... I do not like smiling, I do not like cake, I do not like ice cream (makes my tummy ache). I stomp over rainbows and will not say "Whoop!" (and don't talk to me about unicorn poop). If you think that all unicorns love rainbows then think again, because this unicorn most certainly doesn't! In fact, there are a lot of things he doesn't like, and he's going to tell you all about it... So get...